I love cats as much as I love dogs, which is to say, a lot. It sucks that I'm allergic to both, but it's worth the sniffles to visit and play.
That said, I share genes with my grandfather, who enjoyed experimenting on cats, and my father, who reduced us to tears of joy by putting a sock on the cat's head, putting paper napkin booties on it, etc.
Particularly as a Los Angeles dweller, I still find something undeniably satisfying about poking fun at anthropomorphizing pet owners.
It is for this reason that reading this led to more actual LOL's than I've had in quite some time browsing the web: